What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Howard Stern explains what friend Billy Joel wants everyone to know about his brain disorder diagnosis - New York Post

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Make Nazis afraid again!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Traders Scour for ‘Elusive’ Catalyst to Push S&P 500 to Record - Bloomberg

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Marc Maron to End His Long-Running WTF Podcast - Pitchfork

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

TEXT:

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Sydney Sweeney and the business of being hot - Yahoo

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.